Diana: Okay, here it is, u guise. My friend Nedu and I blab about the best and the worst of 2013 while drinking various alcoholic beverages and eating gummies. Hope it’s somewhat enjoyable. There are also some celebrity pics and other visual gags in there to hopefully motivate you to stick it out through the whole video. Happy New Year!
FAST 5 is the kind of movie you don’t pause when you go to the john, or even go upstairs for an even longer period of time. Like say, to prepare a salad for ten minutes. Once you return, and finish your salad, you don’t return your attention to the movie, instead, it’s to the tablet/smart phone for some DERP ACTION on BUZZFEED, 9GAG , or the like.
That’s when you turn it off, delete it, and put on something else. That’s what happened with FAST 5. The 5th (!?) in the homoerotic male bonding car RADventure series – FAST AND THE FURIOUS. IMO, the movie is mostly only notable because ‘TEH ROCK’ is in it. I like the Dwayne from America’s ‘DOWN UNDER’ state – HAWAII, but not enough to watch it more than 40 minutes.
DERP NOTES: Diana found a few 9GAG gems while watching. I shopped on DFS for an off-lease desktop for use with audio production @ home.
DERP LEVEL: EXTREME
Here is our new blog.
It’s all about the movies and TV shows we like to watch, and also those we enjoy NOT WATCHING.
An explanation: In our house, we define our movies based on how of un-divided attention they receive. Generally speaking, movies made past the 1980’s, rarely get to the 100% mark.
Some examples of movies that got A LOT of our attention recently:
A longer list that didn’t:
WEEKEND AT BERNIES
POLTERGEIST I, II III
Anything Rodney Dangerfield (except CADDY SHACK)
Why do we keep punishing ourselves by watching these stinkers? The answer is simple. Not all video content is created equally. Taste is subjective, but we have to watch at least 30 minutes of the content to figure it out for ourselves. Because of our day-jobs, we are comfortably addicted to multitasking, so have make plenty of spare fake time to DERP around the internet with our plethora of touch-enabled smart devices, and enjoy the movie on our own terms.
Some basic questions are answered in our FAQ.